Revver Media by marquisdejolie

Trailerpark Divorce, Month 8

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 07:52:44 +0000

Commonlaw husband Steve decides to save lawyer money by defending himself in his divorce with Beth. This is Month 8 of Beth's trailerpark divorce. An episode of my Beth In Crises series.

Perennial Dropout

Sat, 15 Aug 2009 03:52:38 +0000

My sister Beth can't seem to unravel the mystery of how to get the government school grant money without having to actually go to school. There's always that catch. An episode of my Beth In Crises series.

House Ghost Kicks Bethzilla's Butt

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 02:38:21 +0000

Our long-time resident house ghost takes matters into his own hands and gives ill-mannered Bethzilla a butt whoopin' in her locked bedroom. An episode in my House of Horrors series.

Retardoff

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 07:50:38 +0000

The question has come up at our little Casa De Daily Hillbilly Horrors: who is more retarded? It's a question that may have no answer. An episode of my Rednecks In Crisis series.

Contest For The Car Keys!

Sat, 08 Aug 2009 19:52:38 +0000

After the daily 4 A.M. "Who Took My Drugs!?" screamfest, my mom and sister settle in for the perpetual Contest For The Car Keys. An episode of my Our Little House of Horrors series.

Save Me

Sat, 08 Aug 2009 19:52:38 +0000

A spoken word rendition of my poem about noise. Save Me Daytime's Noisy Trappings by Jolie Blond (that's me) 05/11/04 This I love with all my heart: the quietude of midnight's start, and salient mercies of that kind when noisy days begin unwind into the slumbers of the mind, and rhythmic softness I can find from evenings' whispered self design. And this I hate with sonorous rage: the clangorous noise that fill the days with blunderbuss and yak yak yakking, metallic din and all that nascent racket with engine roars and diesels clacking, with TV's ceaseless soundtracks' clapping--- oh, save me daytime's noisy trappings.

There's Something Wrong With Beth

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 11:31:33 +0000

Beth may have lost her mind again, but momma's missing a car. Part of a series.

Port O John Vigilantes

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 19:31:45 +0000

A true offline journal tale of being beaten by vigilantes in a trespassed port-o-john.

Sickos

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 18:52:41 +0000

All real and imagined sickness in the family can be traced back to momma's Munchausen's By Proxy syndrome. Part of a Creatures of The Piney Woods series.

All Gossiped Out

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 23:31:45 +0000

Momma and the gossip begins to wind down towards the end of the night in our creaky, haunted house. An east Texas piney woods family moment.

A Rowdy Thanksgiving In Austin

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 12:33:26 +0000

Beth runs off to Austin, Texas with E to spend a rowdy Thanksgiving with her son's family. A series.

Why's Everybody Out To Teach Me A Lesson?

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 12:31:51 +0000

Coffee table griping. Part of a series.

Merry Christmas Kids

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 13:52:41 +0000

It's that time of year again. Merry Christmas from 3/4ths of my grandchildren. A holiday video.

Momma Leaves The Nest

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 16:33:21 +0000

The final episode of a series on an oral history of The Depression Era by my mother.

Fuzz And Bad Spellers

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 00:31:43 +0000

Momma handles the fuzz while Beth wades through all the bad spellers on her internet search for a new boyfriend and I do a cameo.

Haunted

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 23:52:38 +0000

A video of the strange and spooky noises our old house makes late at night here in the piney woods.

Fighting Over An Old Picture

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 14:52:45 +0000

My mom and sister fight over an old picture that has been collecting mold in the back of a closet for 15 years.

Secret Places In Uncertain, Texas

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 05:52:38 +0000

Beth talks about the secret places folks in Uncertain Texas build into their houses to foil revenooers and such.

I Had A Good Life

Fri, 12 Dec 2008 20:31:42 +0000

An oral history of The Depression Era by my mother. A series.

Motel Room Gigolo

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 23:52:42 +0000

Beth gets a call from a motel room man ho looking for a new motel to stay in for free. Part of a piney woods series.

A Fin, Pt 1

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 17:52:39 +0000

A music video about the magic of the word "fin" for bums, tramps, hobos, vagrants, transients, panhandlers, beggars and slackers in Tonopah, Arizona.

Prospecting

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 01:52:35 +0000

My sister mines MySpace looking for a prospective mate as momma, me and the dog look on. It's what we do on a Saturday night in the piney woods.

Aunt Ruth Got A Raw Deal

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 00:31:52 +0000

An oral history of The Depression Era series.

No Books For Pedestrians

Sun, 07 Dec 2008 16:33:20 +0000

My sister spends 3 hours at the local library trying to get a library card using every form of identification known to man except for a Texas driver's license.

Don't Call Us From Jail

Sun, 07 Dec 2008 05:31:42 +0000

Sis goes home after a long night of self medicating. Part of a series.

House Of Daily Horrors

Sat, 06 Dec 2008 23:31:43 +0000

Christmas season depression here at the house of daily horrors in the piney woods of east Texas where everybody is high except me, including my dog.

A Bullet In His Butt

Sat, 06 Dec 2008 20:31:45 +0000

The true story of my veterans shelter roommate's drug addiction.

Time Flies

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 21:52:35 +0000

Time flies when you're spending it in the piney woods.

Don't Puke Here

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 18:49:49 +0000

Blood is thicker than puke when it comes to family.

Crackers In Her Underwear

Tue, 02 Dec 2008 11:49:48 +0000

The trouble with family is that they remember the goofy things you did as a kid. My redneck sister slept with crackers. Part of a series.

Lord of The Waterbras

Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:33:28 +0000

My sister reveals the secret of her shapely figure. A Piney Woods series.

Momma Scores X

Mon, 01 Dec 2008 13:32:33 +0000

Momma scores some X from her dealer, Mz Edna. A Piney Woods series.

Age Is Relative

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 14:31:39 +0000

My sister bumps into a wall trying to get away from her true age and mom reveals how she wasn't allowed to be a hippy because of where she was born. A Piney Woods series.

Hot Grandma Does The Jiggle Wiggle

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 19:49:42 +0000

My sister puts on a show for the internets. Part of a Piney Woods Family series.

Eyes Wide Open With An Urge To Tinkle All Night

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 13:52:36 +0000

My sister puts vitamin B tablets and water pills in her valium and painkiller containers in case momma steals some out of her purse. It's a switchero that leaves mom with her eyes wide open with an urge to tinkle all night. Part of a series.

Getting Home To Hubby Late (Pt 4)

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 01:49:35 +0000

An East Texas Rednecks In The Family series.

Email Sound Effects

Sat, 22 Nov 2008 11:52:33 +0000

My sister feels the need to add manual sound effects to her email reading and deleting; a redneck cyber series.

My Momma Could Cook

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 23:52:34 +0000

My grandmother could cook up a storm before they took her voicebox out. An oral history of The Depression Era series.

Shlugalug Road

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 19:52:37 +0000

My sister prepares for a late night stealth run down shlugalug road; an East Texas series.

Mugging For The Webcam

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:52:35 +0000

My sister comes over to borrow my computer and finds herself on the monitor.

Impressions of The Hive

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:52:35 +0000

Self explanatory.

Daddy's Rice Farming Days

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:49:46 +0000

Momma talks about her father's rice farming days in Winnie, Texas. An oral history of The Depression era series.

Its Raining Men On The Internets

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 18:52:34 +0000

My sister on the internets; a redneck cyber series.

Lessons From The Piney Woods

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 00:31:41 +0000

My sister hurries home to her common law husband (who keeps her on a short leash) after visiting mom; a Rednecks On The Internet candid camera series.

Sketchy On Her Papa's Job

Sat, 15 Nov 2008 22:52:36 +0000

Momma tries to remember what her father did for a living in Winnie, Texas. An oral history of The Depression era series.

Sis Likes 'Em Young

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:57:10 +0000

My 50 year-old sister makes an illicit Italian connection on MySpace and in an unguarded moment confesses that she likes them young; a Rednecks On The Internet candid camera series.

Inter-Species Love

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:54:58 +0000

A soft focus view of the sacred and profane inter-species love between a man and his dog.

Back When They Had Programs For The Po People

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:34:23 +0000

My Momma talks about her mom's govt jobs helping the poor people in Winnie, Texas. A family history series.

Hand-Raised Baby Of The Family

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 11:55:04 +0000

Momma talks about being hand-raised in Winnie, Texas. A family history series.

Sneaking Home To Hubby

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 11:55:04 +0000

My sister gets ready to sneak back into her trailer house after spending too much time away from hubby (even though she always claims to wear the pants in her family), a Rednecks-On-The-Internet series.

Singing Around The Campfire

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 23:54:51 +0000

Grandpa and Jimmy sing around the campfire.

Beth Outs Her MySpace Friends

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:34:05 +0000

My sister borrows my Mac to catch up on her rogue's gallery of 'peeps' on MySpace, a Rednecks-On-The-Internet series.

Taking Out The Pine Trees Of Death

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 20:33:42 +0000

My next door neighbors couldn't take the pressure of having two Pine Trees of death looming over them and took action.

Run Through The Jungle

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 12:48:28 +0000

Grandpa tries to keep up with toddler on a campsite run to the latrine.

The Ornamental

Mon, 03 Nov 2008 09:51:36 +0000

Steve and I cruising old haunts of the Port of Los Angeles where I had my life-changing encounter with The Ornamental in the early 90's.

Beth On Kisses

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:34:43 +0000

My sister's internet connection is down so she comes over to mom's house to catch up on her MySpace "peeps" and talk smack about electronic kisses.

Piper Goes Camping 08

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 08:36:32 +0000

A grandpa moment in the camp tent. Piper shmoozes for the camera.

Ice Box In The Green House

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:52:28 +0000

Momma talks about her childhood in Winnie, Texas. A family history series.

My Ugly Plantation Couches

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 23:55:18 +0000

A tour of my ugly plantation couches. Part of a series on rural east Texas.

Cruising The Port Of L.A.

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 04:35:24 +0000

Steve and I cruising Charles Bukowski's old haunts in San Pedro / Port of Los Angeles. With the windows up and the car radio off.

Touristing Downtown L.A.

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 00:35:22 +0000

Touristing the unmelted pot of diversity in downtown Los Angeles with Steve and Louise.

Feral Cats

Sun, 19 Oct 2008 05:54:17 +0000

A spoken word reading of a real email from a homeless veteran living on the streets of Los Angeles.

Daddy Had A Four Door

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 00:34:50 +0000

Momma talks about her childhood in Winnie, Texas and her daddy's automotive status symbol. A family history series.

No Diesel For The Doctor

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 18:53:54 +0000

The piney woods have run out of diesel.

Drowning In Pine Needles

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 05:53:50 +0000

An East Texas piney woods opera about lawn care.

Southern Banter

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 05:53:50 +0000

For historical reasons, I am preserving this sample of southern banter. Part of a series.

How I Met Ruben

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 23:53:34 +0000

True tales of the U.S. Vets "Westside" homeless veterans shelter chow hall. A series.

The Truth About Borocho

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 20:34:01 +0000

A Photoshop animated video I made when living in a homeless veterans shelter about a U.S. Marine from Borocho, Texas that I met at the place.

Swinging

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:53:13 +0000

My granddaughter Kendal makes a Point Of View video on the art of swinging. Distributed by Tubemogul.

The Hollywood I Know

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 18:52:48 +0000

Spoken word reading of a real email from a homeless veteran living on the streets of Hollywood.

No Doll Until Someone Dies

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 18:52:48 +0000

Momma talks about her hobby horse childhood in Winnie, Texas and the death that resulted in her getting her first doll. A family history series.

Illegal To Be Homeless

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 16:33:20 +0000

True story of how homelessness has been made a crime in Inglewood, California punishable by a sentence of 40 hours of community service. Inglewood has the genius idea of turning homeless people into slave labor.

Drinking & The Plastic Baby

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:53:20 +0000

Momma talks about the kinfolk in South Texas. Part of a family history series.

Ice Cream Afternoon

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 06:53:07 +0000

My granddaughter Piper has an ice cream afternoon in the park.

Shelter Cure For Explosive Bowel Syndrome

Sat, 20 Sep 2008 22:52:58 +0000

My friend Gordon The Hollywood Anarchist discusses one possible solution for the increasing problem of explosive bowels at the Westside Residence Hall homeless veterans shelter in Inglewood, California. An in-shelter recording.

The Street Still Calls Me

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:52:52 +0000

The street still calls me....once a week. My homeless veterans shelter buddy, Gordon The Hollywood Anarchist, lipsynchs a Leonard Cohen song with my homeless attorney in my shelter room.

Babysitting Little Sister

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 12:36:38 +0000

My teenaged granddaughter babysits her little sister Piper.

Commander In Chief Of Some Sort

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 12:36:38 +0000

Momma talks about the kinfolk in South Texas. Part of a family history series.

Smell My Stinky Foot

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 12:36:38 +0000

To a toddler Piper's age, stinky foot is high humor. An Upcoming Filmmaker Kendal series.

Dark City 17 Hours

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 14:55:32 +0000

The lights go out in Marshall, Texas as Tropical Storm Ike passes through Texarkana. Momma sees more tree branches than she's ever seen in her life.

Ike Blows Through Marshall

Sat, 13 Sep 2008 23:55:21 +0000

Hurricane Ike blows through Marshall. Momma steps in dog poop. Distributed by Tubemogul.

Drug Deal Captured On Home Spycam

Fri, 12 Sep 2008 12:35:57 +0000

Capturing drug deals in my living room on my cigarette lighter spycam. A family spoof. Distributed by Tubemogul.

Brain Tumor Feng Shui

Tue, 09 Sep 2008 08:36:18 +0000

Momma talks about the kinfolk in South Texas. Part of a family history series.

Meeting A Relative At The Vets Shelter

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 13:55:21 +0000

A real email from a homeless veterans shelter in Inglewood, CA where a vet finds out by chance that his shelter roommate is a relative.

Everyone's Gone

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 05:55:20 +0000

Momma talks about death and disease in a large south Texas Cajun rice farming family after WW2. Part of a series.

Spun Out Speechwriters

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:35:47 +0000

True story of a small town Texas boy who moves to L.A. looking for aircraft maintenance work and finds himself an L.A. city council political speechwriter working with the ex drummer of "The Archies".

Rice Farming In South Texas

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:54:52 +0000

Momma talks about living in a large south Texas Cajun rice farming family after WW2. Part of a series.

Looking For A Grass Skirt

Mon, 01 Sep 2008 12:35:30 +0000

Spoken word reading of a real email from a homeless veteran living on the streets of Los Angeles.

A Gift Ungrasped

Sun, 31 Aug 2008 11:54:42 +0000

Spoken Word poetry about inspiration and fleeting muses.

Uncle Andrew Was A Builder

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 07:54:34 +0000

Momma talks about living in a large south Texas Cajun family and life right after WW2. Part of a series.

Look At Me

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 10:56:28 +0000

Let's talk about What I think. What I think about. What I think about you. What I think you should think. What I think you should think about me. Distributed by Tubemogul.

Life In A Large Family

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 22:55:15 +0000

Momma talks about living in a large south Texas Cajun family in the 1940s. Part of a series.

The Good Old Days

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 11:19:46 +0000

Momma describes the good old days in Winnie/Stowel of south Texas. Distributed by Tubemogul.

Daddy Was A Stranger

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 07:54:24 +0000

Momma tells me stories of my childhood and traveling daddy. Part of a series. Distributed by Tubemogul.

Our Life In Gilman, Colorado

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 08:34:56 +0000

Mom talks about a mining town we lived in high in the Rockies that's a ghost town now. Part of a series. Distributed by Tubemogul.

Nomads In The Utah Desert

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:54:13 +0000

Mom talks about moving around from Grand Junction, Colorado to the Happy Jack uranium mine in Fry Canyon, Utah near and Indian reservation. Part of a continuing series of interviews with my mother about her life and travels with my father. Distributed by Tubemogul.

Chasing After Papa

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 13:54:12 +0000

After they were married, momma had to chase after papa all over the country. He almost escaped the family when he left Texas to go uranium prospecting in Colorado, but mom tracked him down. Part of a series. Distributed by Tubemogul.

Chasing After Papa

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:54:12 +0000

Dad's Mystery Scars

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 23:54:06 +0000

Mom talks about dad's mystery scars. Distributed by Tubemogul.

Her Childhood Chores

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 23:54:06 +0000

Continuing series of interviews with momma about her life in the 1930s and 40s. Distributed by Tubemogul.